Somehow I’ve been given a new nickname, Javier de Jávea. Es un nombre muy fuerte y muy auténtico de España. Me gusta mi nombre nuevo. ¡Soy Javier!

At Plaza de Toros in Valencia
Dee and I had the extreme fortune to leave behind our two beautiful children (thanks Caroline!) for 3 days and 2 nights of sheer madness in Valencia during Las Fallas. We headed out, for what has been billed as the grandest fiesta in all of Spain, with our friends Vince, Nancy & Chally (who flew in from Boulder especially for the craziness) and our local buddies Steve & Suzanne.
We departed in Xeraco as the anticipation and energy were already building. Cars were parked for blocks around the tiny village train station as masses of people were flocking into Valencia. After a quick 45 minute train ride, we arrived mid-day, just in time to experience our first mascletá (daytime fireworks designed to rip out your bleeding ear drums). We were 2 blocks away as it was physically impossible to move any further due to the enormous throng of people. Cheap canned beer secured from the entrepreneurial young man carting a stocked cooler kept the hot sun at bay. Afterwards we checked into our hotel (well we didn’t; Steve did; the rest of us hid in the lobby like college kids getting ready to crash a room on Spring Break).
I grabbed a handful of puros Habanos (definiton: yummy!), and we headed to the Plaza de Toros, to see our first Corrida de Toros (bullfight). I was geuinely excited as it was my first chance as an adult to see this “artistic display of man’s dominance over beast” (or animal torture, depending on your perspective). I don’t have strong feelings about it either way, but I do eat meat, wear leather (chaps even!), and can appreciate cultural traditions, plus I love Hemingway. So I went with an open-mind.

Men in Pink Tights
With great fanfare los matadores confidently strode (please note it is particularly important to strut whilst donning pink tights) into the bullring to confront the 675kg beasts bred purely for fighting. El toro (bull) was tested first using the larger, dress capes to see how it behaves.

The Loathed Ones
Then the trumpets summoned 2 picadores (wimpy men with funny hats on armored horses) who lanced the bull – once if the matador was feeling confident, or twice, if he felt a bit outmatched. The crowd whistled in disgust as they clearly do not approve of the bull being “harmed” too much at this point. Next 3 banderilleros (flag guys, kinda like the flag girls in a marching band, but with razor sharp sticks) confronted the bull on foot and stabbed their instruments into the shoulder blades. At this point, I guess, the bull is weakened enough to be worked by the matador. It’s clearly not a fair match, but nonetheless this is the tradition, and many matadors have died and countless others gored. Some of us were secretly rooting for the bulls.

A Close Pass
We watched 3 matadors work 2 bulls each that afternoon. They used their small, red capes to skillfully draw the bull into a series of daringly, close passes.

Cojones
And finally, when the bull was exhausted, the matador attempted to “cleanly” kill the animal with a single thrust of his sword thru the shoulder blades and piercing the aorta.

El Loco
The exceptional performances were mind-numbing in their display of danger, and the poor ones were a complete farce.

Off to be stuffed
Immediately afterwards the bloody bull is dragged out by a horse team and led to the slaughter house adjacent to the ring. The meat is butchered quickly and donated to local hospitals.
At varying times it was courageous, artistic, shameful, dramatic, disgusting, riveting, impressive, saddening, joyous, fascinating, and heart-wrenching. Complete stimulation overload. Judge for yourself, but I appreciated this vivid cultural experience to understand better the psyche of my adopted country.